Fiction | December 01, 1999

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Grasp Special Comb

There are a number of over-the-counter remedies available, all of which are extraordinarily expensive and none of which work. Their packages are printed with blatant lies, which a perky member of your HMO’s advice staff (“This is Donna in A.S.”) will read over the phone until you realize the words sound familiar.

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